BONUSAURUS:
Join The Avengers, He Says. You’ll Be a Valuable Addition to the Team, He Says…
Allosaurus at the Office
Allosaurus is Off to Save the Day! BRB!
Allosaurus is Incognito! Shhh!
Allosaurus' Personals Ad
Allosaurus is actually a little nervous about this. He’s never posted to craigslist before and he heard it’s full of crazies.
But Allosaurus keeps hearing about people meeting mates over the Internet so Allosaurus figures he should give it a shot.
Allosaurus isn’t quite sure if he’s putting his best foot forward. Can you mammals give him a few pointers?
Allosaurus Hopes the Internet Can Help
This Is Just To Say
Allosaurus has eaten
the plum
that was in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive him
it was delicious
so sweet
and so cold
-William Allo Williams
BONUS-TERMINATE!!!!
NO ONE INVITED DAAAAALEK!!!
Allosaurus is Going to Happy Hour with the Guys. You Coming?
Allosaurus Moonwalks
Allosaurus Should Have Gone to Art School
