Allosaurus does not like this movie idea at all. Allosuarus thinks that human priorities are all wrong.
LOL! Get it? Women think with their hearts! They’re emotional! It’s too hard to have rational thoughts when their brains are all filled with weddings and babies and chocolate cravings! But men only care about sex! Having a penis makes you a crude, callous neanderthal! It’s biology!
…Except, for some men, being an asshole is just a guise they use to protect themselves against scary feelings (caused by The Bitchy Ex who broke their hearts, of course—don’t go thinking women aren’t the problem in the first place, now!), so women can’t stop looking for a man—or stop thinking about looking for a man, ever—because they might miss the one who will be Changed by Love!
But don’t worry, prospective audience. Men and women are Different, make no mistake. Your relationship doesn’t suck because you settled for the wrong person—it’s simply impossible for people with different chromosomes to even begin to understand one another.
Also, you don’t look like movie stars, so there wasn’t any hope for you anyway. Cheer yourself with a trip to the theater!
